Disney villain. Octo-woman. Plus-size icon.

Direct from a smash hit London season comes the critically acclaimed smash hit parody musical. Unfortunate is back – bigger, bolder and sexier than ever before – and things are gonna get wet.

Now with a fabulous new cast, starring Shawna Hamic (Orange is the New Black, 1776 on Broadway) as ‘Ursula’ and River Medway (RuPaul’s Drag Race UK) as ‘Ariel’.

Join everyone’s favourite Disney Diva, Ursula, as she gives her take on what really happened all those years ago under the sea. With an original hot pop soundtrack and trademark filthy humour, it’s time to take the plunge and dive into this year’s hottest night out.

Cruella told her side, and Maleficent’s had her moment. Now the legendary queer queen is ready to spill, in this tell-all tale of sex, sorcery and suckers.

‘One of the funniest musicals we’ve ever seen’

West End Best Friend

‘If you’re looking for a wickedly camp time at the theatre that doesn’t hold back, take the plunge into Unfortunate‘s delightful undersea world.’


‘Hilariously naughty’

The Upcoming


The Stage

‘This sassy spectacle had us by the tentacles for the entirety of the show’

Curtain Call Reviewers

‘Damn near perfection’

Theatre Weekly